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Endangered Species. I hate you. Too drunk. Share Metalocalypse soundboard:. Related Boards: 80's Tv Theme Songs. Pokemon Soundboard. Game Show Theme Songs. Ultimate Duke Nukem Soundboard. This is the ultimate Duke Nukem soundboard, with new stuff added as I find it. During the following years, Dethklok experienced a rapid increase in commercial success, and quickly became the biggest and most successful band of all time.
Their wealth and power allowed them to have their own headquarters, Mordhaus, as well as an entire army of roadies, called Klokateers. Eventually, Dethklok's popularity gained the attention of a government agency called the Tribunal , who realized that there may be a connection between Dethklok and the apocalypse.
It is unknown about Dethklok's discography before Metalocalypse, but the first known Dethklok album is called Dethwater , which is an album intended for fish only. Anticipation following up to Dethwater caused massive amounts of deaths everywhere by eager Dethklok fans. However, Dethwater provoked very controversial, such as a Dethklok fan nearly drowning after listening to the song " Go into the Water " and literally going into the water, thinking he'll devolve into a fish, and afterwards Dethklok was sued by the fan's parents.
Due to this, Dethklok decided not to play the album live for a long time, but when they did, they were attacked by the forces of General Crozier. After the attack, Dethklok remained out of the public eye for a long time, until they finally came out of the shadows and performed a new song, " Laser Cannon Deth Sentence ", while executing multiple prisoners.
Soon after, scientists working for Dethklok developed a powerful analog recording system that recorded the tracks into water itself. However, some of Dethklok's enemies sought revenge on Dethklok and banded together, calling themselves the Revengencers. Soon, the Revengencers began making attacks on Dethklok, first by assassinating the head of Dethklok Australia, then by bombing multiple stores of Duncan Hills Coffee , the world's largest coffee company whom Dethklok endorses.
The Revengencers made their ultimate attack on Dethklok when they released their new album presumably Dethalbum II , with casualties including Mordhaus itself, several Klokateers, and most importantly, Ofdensen. After the Revengencers' attack, Dethklok again remained out of the public eye, having Mordhaus relocated up in the sky while reconstruction was underway in order to prevent any further attacks.
Now self-managed, Dethklok began experiencing a massive financial crisis, not just because of the recession at that time, but also because of Dethklok's inability to spend and manage money well. Damien used this to exact revenge and blocked off all money made by Dethklok from going to the band's account, causing their money to dwindle further. The band was almost put in a dire situation of signing a bad contract with Damien as a result but Ofdensen's sudden reappearance resolved it and managed to reinstate their original contract, fixing the band's financial crisis.
Dethklok celebrated the end of it by performing their largest, most brutal concert to date. After being accused of selling out, Dethklok disappeared from the public eye for a third time, and joined a tribute band called Thunderhorse in order to get back to their roots.
However, after suffering from hunger and sleep issues and realizing they didn't need to prove themselves after having done all that the first time before earning their fame status, Dethklok abandoned Thunderhorse and went back to Dethklok.
Dethklok was soon put in jeopardy twice: first during a death scare when Pickles was reported to have been dying, and when Skwisgaar Skwigelf quit the band to find his father, although the death scare was proven to be false and Skwisgaar accepted his role as a "god", putting his personal issues behind and rejoining the band.
Recently, Dethklok almost put the entire world under WWIII when they accidently booked two concerts for bitter state enemies Israel and Syria at the same time, without Ofdensen's knowledge. An angry Ofdensen blames Dethklok for almost causing global devastation and, emotionally hurt, the band members run away; unfortunately, on the day they were supposed to perform. However, Ofdensen reconciles with the band after he realizes his mistakes, and together he and Dethklok make Israel and Syria have peace with each other by doing a combined concert, averting yet another big disaster.
Having accomplished the impossible yet again and with Mordhaus finally rebuilt, Dethklok made their triumphant return to the Earth's surface where the band's antics continued. During that time, Nathan attempts to date one of his semi-monogamous fans, Murderface makes an attempt at plastic surgery, Toki releases a tell-all book exposing years of enduring mental and verbal abuse from Skwisgaar, and another Dethklok album is produced in its analog water form.
However, Nathan also begins experiencing strange dreams during this time involving being spoken to by a whale about the prophesized Metalocalypse. These visions, along with large consumption of alcohol specifically tequila persuade Nathan that the new album is wrong and must be destroyed. Therefore, despite a valiant attempt by Pickles to stop him, Nathan takes an axe to the master record while, at the same time, a series of massive hurricanes sink all of the ships transporting the new Dethklok album, effectively destroying all copies of it.
With the loss of the new album, Dethklok tries to help the depressed world economy out any way they can, but a rift begins forming between Pickles and Nathan.
While the two try to maintain their friendship, Toki goes off to RockARoonie Fantasy Camp to make friends and unintentionally bumps into Magnus Hammersmith, who is there as a guest councilor. Despite Magnus's tense expulsion from the band, he appears to bear Toki not a single grudge for taking his place and the rest of Dethklok soon reconcile with him in the same way. Meanwhile, the rift between Pickles and Nathan grows even more when Dick Knubbler is fired during the recording of another new album and is replaced by Abigail Remeltindrinc.
Both Nathan and Pickles are infatuated with her beauty but fail to read the signs that she's declared herself off-limits in terms of their sexual prowess.
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